The Emeril

After pulling your penis out during sex, you ejaculate into your hand, slap your partner in the face and yell, "BAM!"

Todd: I saw Jessica yesterday, why was her cheek all red?
Miguel: I was just inpsired by the Emeril.
Todd: Totally owned.

by Tas989 January 4, 2008

Family Emergency

In the occasion or anything that is better than work or something that you already had planned, and now you find yourself in the position of not wanting to go anymore because you have way better plans and better things to do, and you dont want to seem like a flake! You go ahead and use i had a FAMILY EMERGENCY.

Employee " I have a family emergency that i need to attend to in Arizona, my neice got locked up and she has now one to bail her out on friday so i need to go pick her up"

Manager " Thats fine you can go ahead and take the day off"

Employe (thinks to himself) im gonna see so many titts in havasu this spring break!

by Bobb1hill April 16, 2011

emergency medical technician

The people who hold oxygen cylinder for the paramedics.

"Here, hold this," said the paramedic to the emergency medical technician.

by nyc14gauge November 3, 2006

emergency memegender

When a group of SJW's feel triggered by masculinity, they organize a memegender; that is, they collectively double the dosage on their female hormone injections to ensure that no one in the group will express any overt masculinity. During an emergency memegender, some SJW's will actually castrate themselves.

When Andrew Dice Clay came out of retirement we organized an emergency memegender.

by rusty the shackleford August 7, 2017

Emergency Landing

1) Start by standing up and 69'ing with your girl
2) Continue to eat her out
3) Right before she climaxes completley release her from your grip and watch her fall to the ground landing on her neck.

I was lickin' like mad till I had to pull off an Emergency Landing!

by J-Rod188 November 8, 2008

Emer

"Emer" refers to the one extremely hot girl at the party! . . . a party isnt a party without an Emer.

guy1: "oh my god, do you see that girl?! she is a stunner . . "

guy2: " Yeh, thats Emer . . ."

by Alex1000 February 4, 2010

dirty emerald

when doing your partner you give her a "ghost nut"(spitting on her back,)cum in your hand and when she turns to look at you, BAM kick it up a notch in her face.

by razor August 4, 2003