by tim-tim April 26, 2004
Get the someone else mug.by vjr August 28, 2005
Get the elsing mug.THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN OF ALL TIME! super understanding, kind, caring, hilarious, stunning, honest, loyal, relatable etc. All the stuff you look for in a best friend, she's got.
Is likely to facetime you and read a book like '5 feet apart' to you. She'll probably end up bawling her eyes out with you, because that's the type of person she is.
If you're lucky enough to meet a Elsie, KEEP HER OMG!
Usually blonde with pretty blue eyes, and will have an iconic fashion sense (stripey shirts or something)
Is likely to facetime you and read a book like '5 feet apart' to you. She'll probably end up bawling her eyes out with you, because that's the type of person she is.
If you're lucky enough to meet a Elsie, KEEP HER OMG!
Usually blonde with pretty blue eyes, and will have an iconic fashion sense (stripey shirts or something)
Person 1: "dude who's that gorgeous girl over there?"
Person 2: "oh fam that's elsie, you should go talk to her, she's absolutley amazing"
Person 2: "oh fam that's elsie, you should go talk to her, she's absolutley amazing"
by ilysm bee April 2, 2020
Get the Elsie mug.A beautiful crazy fun girl, who always has your back. You can always trust her. Loves animals and sticks to her roots. Country girl down to her boots. Sexy smile, makes the best friend ever, is always right. Classy and crazy, quiet and loud.
If you have ElsieMarie... Never let her go.
If you have ElsieMarie... Never let her go.
by John Nicholas October 19, 2013
Get the elsiemarie mug.The coolest person on this earth. ElseDora drinks too much choccy milk. Be sure acknowledge how truly chill ElseDora is. ElseDora is the kind of person who puts too much on her schedule and ends up regretting it a week later.
She's such an ElseDora right now.
by Dat kool bean February 18, 2017
Get the ElseDora mug.by ShenZ_ C9 February 20, 2021
Get the Elston shen mug.AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D
Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!
by QuacksO February 13, 2017
Get the When all else fails, get a bigger hammer mug.