Elon

When you fuck up big time while, at the same time, exposing yourself as an absolute egotistical cringeworthy tool

"What an absolute Elon you made of this"
"You totally eloned that presentation dude"
"It soon became apparent that he had eloned Twitter into the ground "

by RexImperator November 7, 2022

elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old

Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream

by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024

elon

verb

When you hire someone else to say the rascist stuff you are too afraid to say yourself in public.

He totally eloned out when he paid for Grok

by Morgil Azog July 12, 2025

elon

to throw money at an election

That billionaire eloned the campaign. He got his money's worth.

by Darwin Jr. November 27, 2024

Elon Musking

Eating out your girlfriend and rising up making rocket noises

Elon Musking: Holding your girlfriend up by her thighs and slowly rise while you eat her out and make rocket noises saying “Takeoff”

by Elon masking July 18, 2021

Elon

It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market.

OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !

This is Elon! I don’t have money anymore!

No way! I got Eloned again !

by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021

elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?

by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025