National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.

A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

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Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.

So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.

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The act of using ones own ejaculate as a lubricant during masturbation.

Ever since I started practicing ejacubation, the scar tissue in my cock has diminshed greatly.

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The act of trying to resolve an issue or offer explanation by spewing out a very long, often rambling text message.

"She pissed me off, but instead of just explaining exactly how I felt, I ended up ejacutexting all over her."

ejacutexting by cmfh111 August 29, 2016

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A carved pumpkin that serves as a depository for male ejacuate.

Hey Cletus, it's my turn to us the ejackulantern.

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The juice smeared on many panys and pants. The juice is disputed by the males repruductive part.

Suck my ejaculine juice before it drys.

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