Butt Funk Express

When a mad funk daddy has intercourse with a smelly, sweaty, fermented female anus to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible.

"Hey babraquece, how was your date last night with that handicapped Jewish autistic woman?"
"Well, I couldn't take off her diaper before hand and I needed to get in there before I woke her up, so I had to take the ol' butt funk express."
"Oh fuck, your not babraquece!? Why is there blood on your pants?!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 3, 2019

Dolphin Express

When you are drowing, but are rescued by a dolphin. When you get back to land, you then have to suck the dolphin's dick.

Friendly dolphin...He took my back to shore, but then he clapped his flippers and I had to suck his dolphin dick I DID!! Because there's no free ride, people. There isn't. -Dave Attell

by Gay Mc April 9, 2003

Pineapple Express

When your drug dealer wants to be your friend.

Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

by newbrains December 6, 2010

depress-express

a gravely solemn roommate who's academic choices have caused them to be the sole suckling parasite who destroys any joy and or happiness that may be present in the apartment at any given time. This person also the bears the burden of never getting laid due to his/her lack of social skills.

Well here Ryan goes again, riding the depress-express, ALL ABOARD!!!

by boryan February 9, 2009

Siberian Express

Russia's male population has been decimated throughout history through political upheaval and war. Poor but resourceful Russian women have engaged in the practice of freezing their shit and using the frozen dildo to pleasure themselves.

Sasha's "Siberian Express" will be boarding in 5 minutes.

by Zorba44 February 11, 2009

Pony Express

Man with a small penis, who also cums fast.

I never would have banged him if I would have known, that I'd be riding the Pony Express.

by BobTheMob January 8, 2015

Pineapple express

This is a comedy movie. The word pineapple express id the type off weed (marijuana) which basically gets them into the mess. Great movie. The weed is particularly strong and rare which is why its so funny.

Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - that baby would be the mother of all weed! PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!

Dale Denton: smells the marijuana Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.

by Rancor444 June 9, 2011