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Oh my god Benjamin, with that many photos, your photo board will have no more real estate!

by ahuyhuyy July 25, 2022

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Como Estàs Frijole

This came from using Spanish and English. Or Spanglish. Como estàs means "How are you?" And everyone knows frijoles are beans. And when you put it together... Como estàs fijole"or "Como sta Frijole." for short, it's means HOW YOU BEAN?

When I got to work this morning I greeted Hector and Pablo with "Como estàs frijole?" And they replied "fijole bueno". Or that they are "Bean Good" or doing fine.

by GD Daddy for Trixy December 16, 2022

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Real Estate Business Developer

An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.

Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop

by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023

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