egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker September 25, 2015

one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 22, 2017

sneaky egyptian

The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspected target (male or female) and grabbing their genitals from behind with a hook shapped arm inbetween their legs.

The egyptian part of the name relates to how the egyptians would insert a hook into a dead persons ass to remove their organs.

i dare you to give that bitch a sneaky egyptian they wont see it coming.

by yung chri$t May 30, 2018

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025

Luxury Egyptian

An Egyptian who has lived in the Western world so long they are afraid to go to the motherland due to lack of Air Conditioning.

Mak can never go back to Egypt. He is so use to A/C he has become a Luxury Egyptian.

by Madas October 21, 2013

egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

by Madam S December 01, 2009

egyptian scoop

A version of modern day skype that was once used for communication amongst egyptian folk.

I'm so glad we can chat on egyptian scoop (Hieroglyphics)

by Fred & Wilma March 30, 2012