Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

Pretty dunce

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't have much of a brain

Your lovely but just a pretty dunce

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

Baba Duce

Baba Duce is a gaint shit you take after a long and hard day of physical labor. This usually only occurs when you have spent holding a turd for at least 4 hours working very hard and it's the last thing you do before you clock out of work.

Since 12:00 I been holding a turd, now 15 minutes before the end of this long day I am going to go birth a Baba Duce

by PandasPaw January 13, 2021

double duce

You are in Las Vegas or any other vacation destination when you have to take a shit in a public bathroom not once but twice within two hours because your room is too far away.

Hey man where you been?, you keep disappearing!!? "Sorry guys that pizza messed me up pretty good, I had to drop a double duce"..

by doogle17 March 6, 2023

Duece Bomb

a very powerfull shit.

I have to drop a duece bomb.

by loosemeat187 September 9, 2005

WHAT THA DUECE!

When an event, act, or opinion doesn't make any sense, is stupid or just plain fucked up; To be appalled by the actions or comments of someone else.

KITTY: Hey Red, guess what I'm getting my husband for our anniversary?... I'm having laser hair removal!

RED: WHAT THA DUECE!

by wudupyo11 May 14, 2009

dulce

To engage in any level of sexual activity. Can mean any intensity, from making out to having sex.

I saw those two dulcing last night. It was cute.

They disappeared into that room and dulced all night.

by elajgaldkgj; November 10, 2008