Perfect Dump

When you sit down on the toilet expecting the worst when what really happens is a smooth and fartless masterpiece which dives into the water like an olympic swimmer on the high dive. you go to wipe to discover that you dont have to.

very rare occurance.

Jack: Man, i just had a Perfect Dump
Jill: WOW! how did it feel?

Jack: it was a masterpiece, i didnt even have to WIPE!!!

by lespaul166 July 11, 2011

Zoenen en Dumpen

A dutch saying for people who are badass to the bone, they kiss a girl when they go out and dump her just seconds later.

It is known as an extreme of swag and the yolo-way of life.
Literal translation: kiss and dump

Barry: "You pulled any girls tonight?"
Harry: "Yeah man, but you know the motto: zoenen en dumpen."
Barry: "Aight, you are the swagmaster!"

by Bazed February 24, 2013

Dump the Glock

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".

Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"

by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

bumper dumper

When two cars are parked close enough together that you can rest each a butt cheek on each bumper to take a shit.

Oh man! If i can't find a bathroom i'm going to have to pull a bumper dumper.

by Munchus Maximus December 4, 2013

Big Dump Live

Radio show hosted by professional dump taker, Dr. Chase. Includes audio of a big dump taken live on the air along with political, music, sports, and pop culture discussion and commentary.

Today's episode of Big Dump Live was the shit...literally.

by EIDT September 20, 2014

Dump

taking a shit

"im gonna go take a dump"

by BATMAN January 7, 2003

dumpypenis

when your penis has been worn out from too much fucking or beating off

man, i can't go out tonight, i have dumpypenis!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003