when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.

I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

hit that like a drunk driver

how quick you would have sex with a really hot chick

damn she's hot
i'd hit that like a drunk driver

by cheaptrickrick December 7, 2009

Taxi Driver

brilliant film...the portrait of a lonely disenfranchised member of society who has been cast aside because of his failure to conform to the ideals that have swept over his community...Robert Deniro stars as Travis Bickle, a Vietnam Veteran suffering from post traumatic stress disorder, the movie delves into his psyche which becomes more and more fatigued with each passing day, encountering the lowest rung of society. The movie climaxes in a crescendo of blood and violence in which Trais brings about a proverbial "rain" in which to cleanse the city of the scum who have ruined it. This movie has been blamed for many violent acts that have been committed in America, in the same way that now-a-days people probably would blame Travis for blowing away a bunch of scumbags including a pimp and a john, but infact, just as Travis ultimately earned commendation, so should this film, it can not be believed that this movie was ever the inspiration for any incouragable acts, but rather the warning light that such things will go on if we as a society continue to allow the scum of the earth to reign supreme and shit on all that does not conform to it's slimy ways...

Taxi driver is a misunderstood epic...a legend in filmmaking and possibly one of the top 10 greatest movies ever made...

by the gabba goul January 9, 2005

drive-by bitching

When someone drives by and yells bitch at you

I was the victim of a drive-by bitching. He had a mullet and was driving a Camaro.

by ohmypuddin July 29, 2004

bag drive

Military term. extreme physical exersion. Very difficult.

That game was a bag drive.

by fj90e03r4 November 7, 2005

Drive Like Jehu

A 90s post-hardcore band from San Diego. Combining punkish aggression and attitude with the complexity of math rock, Drive Like Jehu played emo before it became a dirty word. There's no whining, just tons of maniac energy and incendiary performances from all around. When Drive Like Jehu set themselves to rocking (which was most of the time), they did so with a rollicking intensity and an unabashed catchiness that managed to emerge even amidst all the eardrum abuse. More importatntly, these songs are catchy on their own terms, without resorting to the cliched pop hooks that characterize pretty much everything on rock radio these days. An exceptional band.

Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu is one of the best emo - punk rock - post-hardcore - whatever bands ever.

by bronzemedal97 July 28, 2008

drive thru

The short version of saying, "I'm too lazy to get out of my car."

Generally used large families, who order more than $50 worth of food, and then expect it to be ready in twenty seconds, because they believe the machines are magical and will cook faster because they used the drive thru.

by kcansur721 September 16, 2010