daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021

Trucker's Dozen

When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.

After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.

by barkotempo December 21, 2021

dozen

Describe a person, especially who works in the industry, that has no required skills. Often used for idols and celebrities that cannot dance or sing.

Lmao why was she chosen to debut? She cannot sing nor dance and always appear as a deer caught in the headlights. Such a dozen!!

by openthefckingdoor January 8, 2022

Metric Dozen

Metric Dozen : a group of ten items based on the fact that the metric system uses powers of ten to denote quantities.

This a ten count package of doughnuts - a Metric Dozen.

by wfukradio May 26, 2024

dozen

cool, amazing, knarly, bomb, etc. combined into one phrase. Historically referred to as a baker's dozen, since anything that comes in 12 slaps.

"hey did you see the new Star Wars movie?"
"Yo bro that shit was dozen af! let's see it together some time"

"Have you tried the new boba place in sanfran? I heard their milk teas are dozen!"

by mulanxoxo August 25, 2020

Firehouse Dozen(donuts)

A firehouse dozen is what you ask for at Dunkin Donuts to let the employee know to include a minimal of 3 or more Boston Kreme’s within the dozen to prevent people from fighting over the gem of all donuts. Also many Dunkin locations will add additional jelly’s as well.

Yo Carl, you better not be eating the Boston Kreme!!! I will fight you!
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).

by 2LunchTommy December 7, 2018