midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB April 22, 2016

daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen.
Guy: what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021

Baker’s Dozen

When you receive a Blowbag, and then squeeze it back onto the person who gave it to you.

So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.

by Mojomanocho June 30, 2021

Biker's Dozen

69.

"That looks like a Biker's Dozen."

"You mean Baker's dozen?"

"Nope."

"How many is in a Biker's Dozen?"

"69."

"Nice."

by LuChaosTheory July 5, 2021

Kobe's dozen

Thirty, typically used in the context of a basketball player scoring 30 points in a game as Kobe often does.

Chris: Did you watch the Celtics game last night?

Jared: Yeah Paul Pierce dropped a Kobe's dozen again!

by ccm November 13, 2012