Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 25, 2008

Doodie

Someone who’s very special to me

I love you doodie

by Munchanator March 1, 2023

doody whopper

a big butt; a phatty

Man, she got a doody whopper on her.

by Wiz_ December 29, 2020

Doody doody

Something you did that its shitty.

For example: Worked at mc donnalds, and it was doody doody. I doody doody myself.

by AnythingThatEndsWithDY January 8, 2025

Doodie

A special person or animal

I love my doodie they’re the best

by Munchanator March 1, 2023

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Doody Conscience

A feeling of remorse towards oneself for a reprehensible act.

Ted stole some jelly beans from Alice and now he has a doody conscience so hes going to apologize.

by southpaw53421 April 26, 2011