don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").

Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"

don't shit where you eat by whodey June 16, 2004

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Don't pop a tit!

1.) A term used to calm an angry woman
2.) Another way to say good luck, usually said to a woman

1.) Chill Jenna, don't pop a tit!
2.) Good luck, don't pop a tit!

Don't pop a tit! by ElFluffy2198 February 7, 2015

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Don't Flop

Homosexual men pretending to be alpha males

Don't go to soho, it is full of Don't Flop.

Don't Flop by notapussyhole August 27, 2018

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Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

An expression used in response to someone who accidentally or purposely trips you up at the worst possible time. Usually occurs during moments of intense concentration or during a special moment. Based on the President Obama Inaugural Oath when Chief Justice John Roberts incorrectly stated the words “that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully”; thereby causing President Obama to pause and disrupting Obama's special moment. Similar usage to don't tase me bro

Chief Justice John Roberts: ...that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully

President Obama: Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

Don't Roberts Me, Chief! by DarkFloyd724 January 27, 2009