While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
Get the Salmon slap discount mug.Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.
As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.
by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018
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A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want
by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018
Get the Five finger discount mug.A discount at a store, restaurant, or other business given for any possible reason, (e.g. expired coupons, government employee discount, police discount, etc).
1. I told the customer I could not issue them a discount because managers said we could not accept expired coupons, but when the customer raised hell and asked to speak to a manager, the manager Billy showed up and gave them a Billy Bob discount anyway.
2. Dude, I came home from Iraq and stopped at Chic-Fil-A on the way home in uniform and they gave me a Billy Bob discount on my meal. They’re an awesome restaurant. I love them.
3. Urban Waitress: “Is y’all in the militaries? Cuz I was going to give y’all a Billy Bob Discount!”
2. Dude, I came home from Iraq and stopped at Chic-Fil-A on the way home in uniform and they gave me a Billy Bob discount on my meal. They’re an awesome restaurant. I love them.
3. Urban Waitress: “Is y’all in the militaries? Cuz I was going to give y’all a Billy Bob Discount!”
by CBGLW December 6, 2018
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by randomuser1099234 May 17, 2019
Get the nice stripe discount mug.Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount
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