Divorsia

1.A sense of extreme ethereal power.

2.Ghost unaffected by the mortal world.

The ghost seemed to have an aura of Divorsia about it.

by Andrew Kellera March 30, 2009

Divorceversary

The date that marks the finality of a divorce.This date is then recognized annually. Often celebrated by toasting the former spouse with copious amounts of wine or other adult beverage, and normally paired with vulgarities and a hearty dose of middle finger flipping.

A word created by combining the words "Divorce" and "Anniversary".

She bought three bottles of wine to celebrate her divorceversary.

by Wordy91 October 23, 2012

divorcirginity

When you finally have sex with someone after your divorce. Usually a major milestone following years of sexless marriage.

After years of not getting any and a bitter divorce, Amy finally lost her divorcirginity to Steve after the office Christmas party.

by k_murda April 9, 2015

Divorce

What your parents get when your born and it’s almost always your fault.

Jimmy: My parents are getting a divorce.
Timmy: What did you do?

by Godisdead69 September 4, 2019

redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse

Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.

by Covite November 28, 2011

velvet divorce

running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing

person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?

person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.

person 1: alright girl, work it

by samhannach October 30, 2013

happily divorced

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.

Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.

by Hugeau April 15, 2019