cooking dinner

another phrase for male masturbation

Since Cameron was horny he was cooking dinner in his room

by dr gummy August 6, 2019

dinner whore

A woman who pretends to be attracted to a man in order to receive free dinner from him.///////////////

The smart man will neither date nor speak unnecessarily to a known dinner whore, such as Ms. Lisa of Michigan.////////////////

by Dread Cthulhu April 14, 2006

Spaghetti Dinner

When you go down on a guy, but he's got a thin dick and it's like slurping up some spaghetti with a side of meatballs

Mom: How was your date with David last night?

Sarah: Not the best, I had a spaghetti dinner.

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

Garage Dinner

A garage dinner is when you cant be bothered cooking and just buy dinner from a garage as you are passing by, completely unhealthy and probably shortening your life span at the same time. The garage dinner is used more by single men who live on there own than any other demographic.

Whats for dinner tonight? Nothing exciting I will probably just have a garage dinner.

by Hobbitses12 March 14, 2018

Mad Dinner

Describing anything that is cool or good.

Your new car is mad dinner

by Professor Bates August 31, 2010

dinner rush

Dinner Rush: (Noun): the prime time to post a picture for likes due to the rise in internet traffic from people on social media.

Jen: "I want to post this selfie but afraid it won't get many likes"
Shannon: "Wait until the dinner rush, that's social media 101."

by Fourpointsix November 9, 2015

crab dinner

when I male/female orally stimulates a female who has crabs.

Tom enjoyed a wonderful crab dinner last night, one would wonder if she fed him out of spite.

by S.R.A.J.A.A.H.K January 26, 2010