cooking dinner

another phrase for male masturbation

Since Cameron was horny he was cooking dinner in his room

by dr gummy August 6, 2019

dinner whore

A woman who pretends to be attracted to a man in order to receive free dinner from him.///////////////

The smart man will neither date nor speak unnecessarily to a known dinner whore, such as Ms. Lisa of Michigan.////////////////

by Dread Cthulhu April 14, 2006

Spaghetti Dinner

When you go down on a guy, but he's got a thin dick and it's like slurping up some spaghetti with a side of meatballs

Mom: How was your date with David last night?

Sarah: Not the best, I had a spaghetti dinner.

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

Dinner flirting

Dinner flirting is serving up food to a partner or date with the aim of them being impressed and knowing that you have an interest in them.

That was an amazing meal with all of my favourites, he was definitely Dinner flirting.

by Joboknows May 7, 2015

Garage Dinner

A garage dinner is when you cant be bothered cooking and just buy dinner from a garage as you are passing by, completely unhealthy and probably shortening your life span at the same time. The garage dinner is used more by single men who live on there own than any other demographic.

Whats for dinner tonight? Nothing exciting I will probably just have a garage dinner.

by Hobbitses12 March 14, 2018

Dinner-stares

The stares which a person will send another because they're chewing loudly. The response may be defensive and mean, or apologising and ashamed.

"Did you see Cindy sending her dad really agressive dinner-stares at lunch?

by yourunclesdeadcat June 14, 2018

No dinner friday

When you go out for one on Friday straight from work and end up 10 pints deep not knowing what happened

Last night turned into a no dinner Friday down the local boozer!

by Rowey_17 November 22, 2018