angry diarrhea

extremely painful diarrhea, an inferno in the rectum

Jeff was struck with some angry diarrhea, nearly cried from the pain.

by thejaber January 16, 2011

Surprise Diarrhea

When you either get an instant feeling of diarrhea and cannot make it to the rest room in time or diarrhea starts spewing from your butt hole at any given point in time.

Ryan didn't get any on his first date when he had surprise diarrhea.

by MviaC October 21, 2011

National Diarrhea Day

National Diarrhea Day is a day to celebrate the lava flow coming from your butthole. We have all experienced the pleasures of an upside down volcano before. So now is the time to celebrate this great holiday with your friends and families! Spread the word of National diarrhea day so more people can celebrate together!

Friend 1: "Hey! , wanna come to our National Diarrhea Day party? We're gonna play brown dodgeball in celebration!"

Friend 2: "Sure man! That sounds lit, I just had explosive diarrhea this morning!"

by Ebola123 February 25, 2017

Vampire Diaries

{Vampire diaries} is the best show ever it’s how these people turn in to {vampires} and shows you how they live and what they do some are mean but some are nice and how two people fall in love

{me} You should vampire diaries it’s the best

{friend} I already did I watched them all
{me} no way

by Hevecevhdb March 17, 2019

mouth diarrhea

The act of saying something completely inappropriate unintentionally. This is for scenarios where it is greater than mild word vomit and happens with more information that has somehow fallen out of your mouth.

Girl 1: I don't know why Jordan has been acting so weird. It's probably because he loves me and is feeling embarrassed about it.
Girl 2: It's because he slept with me. And he thinks you're crazy. And annoying. And he is scared that you will like, kill him if he says anything. And he's been cheating on you with practically everyone we know, for like 2 years. Oh crap, I didn't mean to tell you any of that. I just had mouth diarrhea.

by PLBB782 August 4, 2008

Explosive Diarrhea

A Haiku to Poo

Thunder from within
Legs Shaking, Pants down, Anus spillz
Fuck, my hole is RAW

Johnny- I think I just peed out of my butt
Leela-Sounds about right!
Explosive Diarrhea

by Sassssy Sissy February 7, 2010

Diarrhea

When an uncontrolled liquid waste squirts out of the anus and creates a smelly mess.

Chad : Wow Kiersten your hair is so silky & it smells so good!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Steve : Outta my way people I got Diarrhea!
Chad : Well that smell killed the mood!
Kiersten : Yeah and he got Diarrhea all over our shoes!
Chad : Hey asshole get over here Now!
Steve : Yes Boss!
Chad : Clean up your mess!
Steve : Ok! MMMMMM! MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh My God That's Disgusting!
Chad : Uh you missed a spot!
Steve : MMMMM!
Chad : Don't forget the trail you left on the floor too!
Steve : No problem I just love the taste of Diarrhea!

by SlopNChop April 25, 2017