p diddy

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.

"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."

by Jake February 13, 2005

diddle-ass

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.

"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"

by big chopper July 31, 2003

diddleman

The man in the motherfucking middle the one writing all the DM's! The Wolf that keeps the sheep inline.

Yo im the diddleman you better recognize.

by DarthPirate April 14, 2016

Diddy Peng

Adjective;

A very positive word for something.

That cheesecake was the diddy peng.
That girl is diddy peng

by DiddyPengAllen March 30, 2017

Fiddle Diddle

When you rub syrup on someone's nipples

Originated from a Youtube video entitled: YTP Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit

When i was 7 i rubbed syrup on my sister's really big nipples fiddle diddle riddle diddle !

by nick shredder June 17, 2011

Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do

A good way for Queen Fans to annoy their boring friends. This reference is from Headlong by Queen

Person a- Man I just failed my test

Person b- Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do
Person a- Are you even listening?

by Mr Fahrenheit 😘 October 15, 2019

Diddledo

Any improvised device used for the purpose of sexual stimulation and/or masturbation. To be considered a Diddledo, the device's primary functioning purpose must not be for sexual gratification. For example, a hairbrush, a spoon handle, a toothbrush or a chair leg would all qualify as a Diddledos when they are used to diddle one's self to a euphoric state of sexual bliss.

Having become bored with her customary routine of self-pleasuring with her fingers, Jane decided to be adventurous and used her new Martha Stewart Collection spoon handle as a Diddledo and made herself squirt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015