dicktop

A desktop computer primarily used for porn. Very much like faptop

I'm so glad I have a dicktop, my girl didn't finish me.

by Dillon Jay March 10, 2008

Dicktoramous

1. Having a unusually huge dick.

2. Being so much of a dick head that your new name because dicktoramous

1. Omg he has a dicktoramous

2. Omg look is dicktoramous

by AlexSophia1393 February 28, 2017

Dicktorialship

A narcissistic manager/boss/manager/person who enjoys dictatorship

He’s okay to hang around outside of work setting, however he comes through strong with his commands/demands of dicktorialship at the office

by Squabblefluff October 24, 2023

dicktoid

*a person that is really annoying

*someone that is acting like a dick

That dude is a total dicktoid

Your a dicktoid

by D'metric January 6, 2008

Dickorn

Popcorn that your friend who doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom at a movie theater infects with his dick hands.

Karl! Did you wash your hands? This tastes like Dickorn!

by Velcrowhead March 16, 2011

dickterier

when your dick hair all the way up to the head

look at my dickterier bitch!

by tiny mangina November 22, 2011

Dickter Scale

The amount of force exerted from you dick while having sexual intercourse.

Dude I rocked her last night! It was a 8.7 on the Dickter Scale!

by Archerdog March 17, 2012