Denver

If YOU know a Denver you'd better keep him as a friend. While Denver can speak his mind and talk out loud he prefers to mostly stay quiet and not cause a scene. He seems to have a problem with his appearance- from being to pudgy or being to hairy, trust me he has insecurities just like the rest of us. He is sweet, kind and loving. He honestly doesn't deserve us, but he thinks he doesn't deserve us... funny isn't it. Most Denver's have Brown hair and Brownish eyes and a big bright smile all the time. Of course he is not perfect, no one is... but in alot of people's eyes he is sure damn close.

"Wow, that guy is really nice!"
- Yeah that's Denver!
"How is Denver so calm???"
- I don't know, maybe he was made that way XD!!!

by JinTheCreator May 15, 2023

Mike Denver

Mike Denver overwhelming handsome and at the same time have a sense of humor and his voice makes you melt he has a face of an angel, He will make you laugh wen you're in hard times keep him cuz he deserves everything

Mike Denver is my favorite person ever “
”I know right, what’s life without him"

by bvnnyverse07 May 13, 2022

Denver Gold Rush

When a you takes twice the amount of prescribed laxatives and runs through the streets screaming, "I'VE HIT GOLD!" All the while you are violently shitting hot steamy liquid out of your bunghole.

Lil Wayne: Sup foo' , whats going on?

You: Nothing much, I did just Denver Gold Rush my hometown and get arrested for public indecency.

Lil Wayne: Yo, that's frit

by Denver Country Club December 11, 2018

Denver Sober

Denver Sober (edit)

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.

Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.

by EasyEsq December 3, 2022

Denver That

Denver That. Like Never That.

Joe says to Jim, Lets go to the dealership to find me a new car!
Jim Replies to Joe and says, Denver That! The Dealership is the Stealership,
Let's Check Craigslist instead!

by Lil Wiggz September 10, 2021

denver burke

Denver Burke is the most sexiest most big peckered most down right fucking hot, but not also that he literally give an amazing blowjob;)

By sucking very good dick: damm you must be a Denver Burke if you can suck dick that good!

by Dirty pecker head March 23, 2017

Denver water pipe

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.

Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.

Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!

by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025