darius deforrest

The most awesome hockey player you have ever met and gets all the ladies.

That person isn't even close to Darius DeForrest

by Holigarchy November 18, 2016

Genital Deformation

When your peepee doesn't look like guy in the porno you know you've got Genital Deformation

"Dude I was watching this one awesome vid on xvideos and realized my dick doesn't look the same as the one dude and that's when I realized I had a Genital Deformation"

by SpicĒ November 26, 2019

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.

John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

by meckox November 20, 2016

decorate

Drinking during the holiday season.

At Thanksgiving this year the adults said we are going to "D" and Cook all day, "D" meaning drink, the 7yr old child says, "I want to Decorate too! "D" means Decorate right??" And a new cover ID was born.

So let's get decorated this holiday season.

"Let's decorate!"

I have been decorating since noon!

"I'm officially decorated..."

by IrishSmalls November 28, 2010

DeForest

someone hot and athletic. A GOD basically. good on the field, on the court, and in bed.

If I could come even close to a DeForest, my life would be complete

by Jah Boy July 25, 2011

decorate the mahogany

It's your turn to buy a round of drinks.

Hey buddy is it not time for you to decorate the mahogany?

by Carmele August 31, 2010

defrag token

A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.

It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.

(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011