David is a nice guy when you get to know him but when he gets a girlfriend/wife he changes he starts to get in trouble a lot but he’ll make it up to the people he loves and says he will never replace them but he flirts with girls and hangs out with them so like cheating on you but DONT ever have a boy named David in your life
by Slimelover55643 July 9, 2018
Get the Davidmug. The most badass person you'll ever meet. Despite being over 70 years old he is a hard worker who cares about his employees, going as far as to work a double shift because one employee called in sick. David is a man worthy of respect and you can see why all of the other employees like him.
David: That one lazy worker called in tonight, so I'll work a double shift so you guys aren't short staffed.
Employee: Thanks David, you are the most badass person on the planet
Employee: Thanks David, you are the most badass person on the planet
by Spiderwikipeida October 22, 2018
Get the Davidmug. A speed demon that is deeply in love with his lawnmower, so far that he would have intercourse with it
by Stepone October 18, 2019
Get the Davidmug. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-David
-David
by |) /\ \/ | |) March 23, 2019
Get the Davidmug. David is someone who approves of the posts above. He likes what he sees as he sees the good stuff first
David likes UrbanDictionary
by DavidNotGoliath August 20, 2015
Get the Davidmug. A kid who is fat and is annoying, scams and begs people for money and buy pizzahut everyday and plays online games and watches porn...!
by imtheterrorist November 12, 2012
Get the davidmug. 