Danish Wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 11, 2008

Danism

The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.

Danist practice the art of self pleasure.

Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!

Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.

Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.

In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.

"She was worried about the size of his manhood until she found Danism."

by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021

Danasaur

A play on the name "Dana"

Other examples- Danasaurusrex

Danasaurs often say "CAWWW!"
Dansaurs are also in the form of pterydactols.

Bob-" Hey wheres dana?"
Chanelle- " You mean danasaur? CAWW"

by Channeell313 October 21, 2009

Danks

-adj
1. To describe delight as a result of an action or event.
-noun
1. High quality Marijuana.

John got tickets to the Twins game, that shit is danks!

by Team Captain August 3, 2006

Danks-run

A "Danks-run" is something that takes place usually when you're hanging with the bros on the weekend, and you're in a need of some eats. It's usually a spur of the moment kinda thing.

Danks = McDonalds

Person 1: Oh man, I'm starving..
Person 2: Danks-run!
Person 3: Yey yey!
Person 1: You know it!

by ksisk March 6, 2008

Danoholic

Someone who is addicted to or can't stop thinking about Daniel, a Daniel, or a person named Daniel or Dan.

"You're such a Danoholic!"

by Mustard Fairy April 13, 2009

Danish Starfish

When a man sticks his fist up a woman's anus, and then procedes to spread his fingers.

I gave her a Danish Starfish the other night!

by BeuhBeuhBeuh August 7, 2009