Cab Driver

When having sex with a girl doggy style and you stick your thumb in her ass while grabbing one ass cheek, then rotating your hand and grabbing the other ass cheek. Much like turning the steering wheel of a car. You are then driving the cab.

She let out a deep moan when I stuck my thumb in her ass and gave her a cab driver

by cadman79 June 28, 2008

drivers license

The only form of ID that Americans use, therefore requiring EVERYONE to learn to drive

Asking for ID

American example:

*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!

European example:

*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!

by NHRHS2010 June 15, 2011

Illinois Drivers

Illinois Drivers are the principal source of all revenue generated by the Wisconsin State Patrol. They are generally jackasses who don't give a damn about children/bovine crossing the street. Tend to invade Wisconsin's smaller cities during their "wilderness expeditions." Generally hated by everyone.

Eh, Trooper Joe, whojasay just cut us off?" "Oh, it looks like some Illinois Drivers, dontchaknow. Let's ticket that sumvabitch's ass!

by Trooper Joe July 2, 2010

pile driver

A sexual position where someone lies with their ass face up in the air then someone else fucks their ass or cunt downward in a pile driving motion

I pile drove your mom til she passed out!!

by Big Jon July 8, 2005

chinese driver

1. A Chinese person (or any person or Asian appearance) driving a vehicle, most likely badly and too slow. 2. A fellatio game in which the fellatrix braids her hair with a pigtail on either side of her head. The blow job receiver sits in a chair. Kneeling between the legs of her seated partner she allows him to grab a braid in each hand. (For men or those with short hair this game can also be played quite effectively by grabbing the ears). The B.J. reciever may extend his right leg placing his big toe on her clitoris or she may mount his right leg. Either way now he is in the "drivers" seat". To make her go faster he simply screams "vroom" and and steps on the gas (clit) peddle.

3. A sexual position where the female, standing and bent over, is entered from the rear by the standing male. He then proceeds to walk/fuck her around the room trying not to run into furniture. Advanced form is the "Chinese Asshole driver".

1. "Oh my God! Stay away from that car...Chinese Driver!"
2. "Oh my God! My face got banged up because Wong Wei got all Chinese Driver on me last night. Practically tore my hair out."
3. "Oh my God! My face got banged up because Wong Wei fucked me all Chinese Driver last night. I have to go to Ikea and buy all new stuff ."

by Motown John November 8, 2007

Jaxi Driver

A botter, tosser of butt darts, or semen demen.

I think that bloke might be a jaxi driver.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

baby driver

someone who is extremely good at driving fast without even thinking about it.

*friend 1 drives at 120mph without flinching*
friend 2: okay slow down baby driver

by butterfingers52 December 9, 2019