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A business which mainly does dealings over the internet; an electronic business that suffered from the economy.
The dotcom boom has been over since 2000, dude.
dot com by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003

the dot com 

dude, you have been on forever in need to use the dot com!!
the male version of menstruation but instead of bleeding out of one's vagina, it is emotional not physical.

an emotional overload in the male genome comprised of random bitch fits for the homosexual or douche bag syndrome with the heterosexual including excessive violence from both sides.
He is acting like a bitch, he must be on his man dot.
man dot by deyomb567 January 19, 2010

laser dot 

Something which one finds themselves drawn to pursuing, but which is unable to provide adequate fulfillment due to its inherent lack of stimulus feedback. If one claims to enjoy chasing said "laser dot," it's more likely that they enjoy the act of chasing it while imagining what might be there for them once they've obtained it. This leads to hollow goal-oriented obsession and one will find themselves chasing other lights in an effort to make up for the lack of fulfillment that chasing the laser dot leaves them with.
Analogous to cats and dogs becoming obsessed with chasing laser dots, which their lazy owners use to entertain them, and consequently becoming easily distracted by light reflections that are present on the walls of the house at random times throughout the day.

"Dude Look, what are those orange lights up there by the mountain? They're teleporting! Holy crap!"
Probably some sort of gravity-defying craft which uses a propulsion system we're not familiar with. A UFO, I guess. It doesn't really matter. It's a laser dot as far as I'm concerned.
"It just disappeared! I'm gonna see if I can find it!"
"Dude Look, what are those orange lights up there by the mountain? They're teleporting! Holy crap!"
Probably some sort of gravity-defying craft which uses a propulsion system we're not familiar with. Or a transdimensional civilization of assholes who can't help but reveal themselves as they observe us. A UFO, I guess. It doesn't really matter. They don't seem to want to interact with us at the moment. It's a laser dot as far as I'm concerned.
"It just disappeared! I'm gonna see if I can find it!"
laser dot by quietlyrioting June 29, 2015
(Verb)meaning to be at this point or right now.
on dot by @hazel_ab on snapchat October 29, 2017

red dot people 

scammers that work at 7 eleven
7 eleven workers will always have a red dot on their forehead, meaning they are one of the red dot people and also a scammer indian