Donut Club

Stretching an anus so much that it becomes a wide, gaping hole. When done successfully it will resemble a donut hole. It can by done with the help of a man's genitals, a sex toy, a fist, and/or any other object.

Steve: "Hey guys, let's pin down Jessica and bang her butt and then look at her open, stretched hole!"

Bobby: "What for?"

Steve: "Because she told me she wants to join the donut club!"

by Leesss June 15, 2010

donut burger

The response to a difficult or confusing question that you don't know the answer to.
Derived from the creation of a bacon cheeseburger with two Krispy Kreme glazed donuts instead of buns, a confusing, incomprehensible item itself.

Professor: Using the principle of the ubergang, what is the salient difference between Kant and Hegel's conception of the categorical imperative?
Student: Donut burger??

by AHo December 14, 2008

donut hole

A fat chick's vagina.

"I was so drunk that I fucked Lindsey's donut hole."

by GaryGary2 February 24, 2010

donut hair

Hair around the asshole

Damn that girl has donut hair.
or
I was fucking this girl and she had alot of donut hair

by Jeff February 25, 2005

donut bumper

A lesbian. See "carpet muncher," "tuna taco gourmet," or "dyke."

No wonder that chick wouldn't give me any play. I found out that she's a donut bumper.

by Sprocket the Dog October 4, 2003

donut punchers

another term for the gay man

My roommate just told me he is a fucking donut puncher

by Rooster January 29, 2005

Donut Sammich

A donut sammich is when you get a donut (any type of donut) and slam it inbetween 2 slices of bread. You may or may not have butter. This is a delicious sammich.
Try one today!

Joe and Justin: We love Donut Sammich's!
Vic: Woo!

by DonutSammichKing01 August 15, 2008