Don’t name your friends

FUCK THIS RULE I’LL NAME THEM RIGHT NOW
Oh wait i don’t have any, fuck…

Please Don’t name your friends even though you would still ignore this rule

by Niromani May 27, 2023

big dick don’t suck on it

When you try to suck a males Penis but it’s to big or so big it is not attractive.

Whore:1 oh uhh look at brad he must have big dick ohhh I think I creamed 😩
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh

by lil peep 1235 December 3, 2020

Big dick don’t suck on it

When the dick is either to big to slurp or to big its not attractive

Whore:1 look a brad he definitely has a big dick
Whore ass bitch:2 no no girl that ah be ah “big dick don’t suck on it” type for guy

by lil peep 1235 December 3, 2020

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!

A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .

In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.

Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“

by Jay Gee Pee May 28, 2022

garlic bread don’t pay the bills

A quote by the famous rapper Post Malone

garlic bread don’t pay the bills
- Post Malone

by TheAndroidSentByCyberlife July 26, 2018

We Don’t Believe What’s on TV

A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.

Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!

by Bandito394 June 1, 2019

Don’t make me your Clydesdale

Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.

Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.

by Naphtali6890 May 23, 2022