Dew Bomber

A 20 ounce bottle of Mountain Dew spiked with 5 hour energy. A beverage made for the elite programmer, gamer, or weight lifter looking for a boost.
Man I was tired as shit this morning until I had a Dew Bomber! I got through a shitty day at school and more!
by SuperNoahZark December 31, 2010
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Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective
Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you
by Zapgourley August 09, 2020
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Christian Dews

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too
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Princely Dew

Princely Dew is another word for semen, derived from Eastern England the term is a commonly used colloquialism.
Yo dawg I covered that biatch in my princely dew.
by pocari-sweater December 29, 2014
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summer dew

When a droplet of beer unexpectedly runs down your mustache into your mouth.
When I finished my beer, all I had to drink was some summer dew.
by FishMeatloaf February 03, 2018
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Mountain Dew

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.
I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.
by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021
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Mountain dew

Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice
by Blackvolgger August 28, 2019
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