snow dew

old snow that is dirty and mushy and gross. kind of looks like snow and sand mixed together. looks very ugly and it’s a brownish type of color. barely looks like snow.

snow dew looks like crap

by uziberry May 11, 2018

summer dew

When a droplet of beer unexpectedly runs down your mustache into your mouth.

When I finished my beer, all I had to drink was some summer dew.

by FishMeatloaf February 2, 2018

koochie dew

The first bit of moisture a vagina produces when aroused.

I could tell that Danielle was ready for the morning wood from the koochie dew beginning to soak her panties.

by zenabiman February 4, 2017

Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective

Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you

by Zapgourley August 9, 2020

Dew-Driver

A concoction of Mountain Dew, Orange juice, and Vodka.

Dude! I got so fucked up on Dew-Drivers last night, I woke up with your mom.

by Keit and Thom September 25, 2013

sleep dew

the slight sweat film covering you when you wake in the morning.

"I woke this morning in a warm sleep dew covering me and my bed sheets"

by wife of keith john January 7, 2012

Mountain Dew

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.

I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.

by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021