cockblocker

a person who can't get any at that particular time so they make sure that any attempts that are made on or by you to get some sexual satisfaction are thwarted so that they are not lonely

i wanted to get some at home but my friend keeps calling even though they know we are getting "busy"

by Cathy October 18, 2003

ghost cockblock

1. Any unexplained or paranormal activity that prevents a male from "getting some action."

2. Any such attempt by a ghost to engage in cockblocking of a male through weird noises, change of ambient room temperature, or "getting involved" with said action. Most likely done by ghosts who delighted in cockblocking while they were alive.

Dang, did you hear Johnny got ghost cockblocked when Gina felt a cold hand on her ass that wasn't his?

by the surfer June 29, 2011

cockblock

The art of blocking the cock. (also known as cockstoper)

Sis! Why did you cockblock/cockstop me by coming into the room, while Jessica was giving me head?

by IRPimp May 21, 2004

cockalocka

When a man blows a load up into the vaginal cavity so hard that it sticks to the back of the uterus, and doesn't get expoliated until menstration.

Amanda: Dude, i cockalocka'd in Mary's vagina on a scary mountain last night.
Courtney: She will be feeling that when its her time of the month.
Amanda: I hope so. shes a fucking skank

by sanfron and juanita April 13, 2009

H&R COCKBLOCK

A sevice provided by someone to prevent from being cockblocked

I almost lost Sally, luckily i had H&R COCKBLOCK.

by chriswebz October 13, 2010

Clockblock

When someone is late for an event that is already planned

Guy 1 - "Bro, where the fuck is Dan? We gotta go now, or we'll miss the fight."
Guy 2 - "I don't know, but he better not clockblock us..."
Guy 3 - "I'll kick his ass."

by 97NoRtHsTaR December 13, 2009

cockblocker

Someone who blocks the shot of someone other than themselves getting sex.

Im trying to get with boy for the night and my girl is being a cockblocker by calling me every minute on the hour.

by HoneybrwnDyme January 12, 2003