Mississippi Crunch

Jumping off a high point into a body of water and then breaking a bone

Johnny heard the ol' Mississippi Crunch after plummeting into the river
That guy pulled of a Mississippi Crunch!

by GanstaSlime March 13, 2021

gnarley crunched

The hippie way of referring to being high as a result of weed.

I'm gnarley crunched outta my mind!

by von Wchinitz June 16, 2008

Toe crunching

When you fist a girl but with foot, by crunching your toes like a fist.

"I love toe crunching girls, it's so easy"

by Kailebthecunt November 21, 2017

credit crunch

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

by honkhiam April 28, 2010

Fairy Crunch

A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.

Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!

by Nico Usami June 9, 2011

Cappin' Crunch

Fronting or lying in an extreme way. (Cutting the roof of your mouth type of extreme.)

"Bro, you're cappin' crunch, you ain't got hoes."

by Chief315425 January 24, 2022

Cum crunch

The spot of dried cum on the cloth used to clean up your orgasm.

This is some nasty Cum crunch

by Bony McGee May 12, 2014