commitmentphilia

A psychiatric disorder, typically characterized by an overzealous need to commit. The impulse to commit is intense and unregulated and can lead to serious emotional and financial consequences, if not for the person afflicted, then, for the object of the commitmentphiliac. COPHs, the official acronym for commitmentphiliacs, often find themselves married to people they don't know and step parenting children they have not met. They speak in hyperbolic terms of their beloved while unable to describe the person's precise appearance or whereabouts. Excessive contact with a COPH can induce its contrasting disorder, commitment phobia.

Suffering from commitmentphilia, Mary changed her Facebook status after the first date, despite the fact she could not add his last name due to lack of information .

by drluvalot June 8, 2013

commitment game

A game where two people kiss but may not use their hands to touch each other and the first person to use their hands loses

"We played the commitment game and she lost because she couldn't keep her hands off of me"

by Julia Notroberts January 4, 2014

committed crush

When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.

"So, what so you think of Carlos?"
"I'm done with Carlos. Im in a committed crush with Avery now"

by 3mane October 12, 2017

Commit Tree

A different way of saying committing suicide. In the epic poem "The Divine Comedy"'s first book Inferno. Those who commit suicide are turned into trees

If we don't do something soon Billy might go and commit tree

by Air_Purifier March 1, 2019

commit nether bed

a way of telling a person to kill themselves

Alex: I stole your diamonds
Steve: COMMIT NETHER BED!

by oofblox September 27, 2019

Commit Alan

The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you

Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

committed snack

A person with whom you are in a committed relationship, yet you are not an official couple (boyfriend/girlfriend).
This may include sexual relations or not.

In other words, you are both attracted to each other and like spending a lot of time together.

This term is inspired by TikTok content creator Gabrielle Chase.

Person: "I see that you have been hanging out with that guy a lot. Are you dating now?"

Me: "No, but he is my committed snack."

by Kitten_Oqute January 7, 2020