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crippled

crippled means athena constantly talks about how she is in pain: "my knees hurts so bad i cant stand"
by yeetus.feetus February 7, 2022
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Cripple virus

When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.
Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.
by zorgid September 20, 2024
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Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.
Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night
by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023
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Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
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Cripple

Cripple, means: some one how is named Shannon and is a stupid stinky cripple
Stupid stinky cripple
by Doglinction June 8, 2019
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Triple cripple

A person with only one arm and no legs.
Person 1: Hey did you see James?
Person 2: The triple cripple?
Person 1: Yeah him.
by Lexa.c February 26, 2022
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crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
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