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identity crash

Sudden and catastrophic collapse of an individual's ability to keep all the threads of his or her online identity straight when the individual joins one too many social networks.
I was ok keeping up with Facebook, Flickr, and Myspace, but after throwing lawlink, Last.fm, and Orkut into the mix, I had a total identity crash and forgot what went where.
by cbl September 22, 2007
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cheshire

(n):
1. One who mimics others for social attention or personal benfit

2. One who is deceitful in their use of style theft from another individual for sake of social attention or benefit

3. One who robs ideas from another to further themself in social ranking and/or status

4. a social parasite
"{persona} said that exact same thing only two minutes ago, and now {personb} is already recycling it?"
"I know, he's such a cheshire."

"No one is ever going to like you if you continue to be a cheshire."
by push.tyber March 19, 2005
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Cheshire

Yes it is a wealthy town in Connecticut, but nothing compared to fairfield county. Contrary to what most believe, most residents do no flaunt there money, but some do. There are plenty of large expensive homes, but there are alot of small, medium sized homes. Many people do, in fact, have second homes (the cape, vineyard, vermont, florida) and many vacation any chance they get. But you have to understand that this is not the case for everyone in town. The stereotypical cheshire kid is polo popping and has a nice car, but again, its not everyone. College is big...very big. A schools reputation goes a long way in this town. Ivies and mini-ivies are common, but a ton of kids go to uconn. 98% of CHS students go on to college.Schools in town are very competitive, if u have a B average (3.0gpa) you almost always in the bottom half of your class.Parties are also a big thing because theres nothing else to do. BMWs, Mercedes, Lexus, Land Rovers, and so on are not uncommon, but there are plenty of chevys, fords, and jeeps.Snobbery is something you have to get used to, but not everyone is a stuck up. My point is is that cheshire is not filthy rich. There are plenty of average familys who work hard and live modestly. Its a great town.If you wanna see rich go to fairfield county.
Cheshires the place to be
by mtopps March 23, 2009
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Crash and Bernstein

Probably the worst kids show next to Dora The Explorer. You have this really annoying kid, who complains about not having a brother, so he goes to build-a-bestie (WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?) and makes this puppet thing, who becomes the star of the show pretty much, and he is even more annoying than the kid. They think they're so cool, when really they're some of the lamest kids I've ever seen. Don't even get me started on the sisters. They're really annoying too, especially the older one. The theme song of this show is show stupid and it doesn't even make any sense! I just want to go through the TV screen and kick the puppet thing. The show is complete rubbish. My gosh, it's even worse than Dora, and that's saying ALOT!
Crash: I'm telling you Bernstein, the ladies will love that you have a puppet as a friend. ;)
Berinstein: Oh really? Okay, let's go talk to Dora! :)
Dora: What the hell? Is that little kid with the gay purple puppet coming over here to talk to us?
Boots and Dora's other stupid friends: Let's get away from these gay weirdos!

Even DORA hates Crash and Bernstein!
by DobbyTheFreeElf February 6, 2013
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Car Crash

When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.
Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...
by Nintendo Portable Device June 17, 2018
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German Crash Test

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)
Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.
by Bob0008 January 4, 2009
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Chesham

A town in the south east of england that can only be described as a scab. Most of the teenagers are desperate, smelly and can't sustain a text conversation. Chesham guys tend to have a thing about touching your armpits. Everyone's lifes in Chesham seem to revolve around the big Sainsburys.
Berkhamsted teen: Hello, friend.

Chesham teen: Heyy, wats up?

Berkhamsted teen: Not much, and yourself?

Chesham teen: Same.................................................
U wanna get wit me?

Berkhamsted teen: No.
by Iactuallyquitelikechesham... January 16, 2011
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