cheems.likes.b4con

cheems.likes.b4con is a really cool and funny mf.

Axel: Hey, have you heard of cheems.likes.b4con?
Zoey: Nope.
Axel: You should check him out! He’s hella cool and and speaks facts!

Zoey: Wow! I better go follow and support him now!

by NotPaigernate July 3, 2021

crusty cream

When you haven't jacked off in a month or two.

The man screamed in agonizing pain as the crusty cream exited.

by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

Ice Cream Date

What you tell your family/children when you are sneaking away to have sex in a car.

"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."

by TheFilthyGypsy September 26, 2019

Cream of Wheat

A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.

Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?

by s13_coupekilla September 29, 2010

Creamed

When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess

Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!

by SlopNChop April 13, 2017

whipped cream

kinky in a kan

get some whipped cream and we'll have some fun!!!

by ImSoHoRnYsExPlZ October 14, 2008

teen cream

Two drops of jizz from a pubescent boys cock.

When I was 13 I finally got some teen cream.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004