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Dream Cream Pie

When a woman shits into a pie shell until it forms a crust for a pie, a man the milks his cock into it until it is filled with cum, he then feeds it to his family
Person 1: I gave a homeless family a Dream Cream Pie
Person 2: Kill yourself
by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025
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Muay tai cream pie

When you ejaculate in a women to then throat chop her so she makes a sound similar to Buddhist prayer
Noah gave my sister a muay tai cream pie and I want revenge for his heinous acts
by Kohpissyboi December 6, 2024
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the cream pie

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie
by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017
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Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).
In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!
by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023
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Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.
Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024
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Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.
This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.
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Peppermint Cream Pie

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.
Yo, dude! I have my girl a peppermint cream pie last night! It was SWEET!!
by addirall_ September 2, 2022
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