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John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 13, 2017
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by Cheyenne_93 November 15, 2017
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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016
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a black guy, and a filthy Irishman walk into an Italian restaurant and yelled "which one of you guinea bastards wants a boston cream pie for desert?", as he bent the irish guy over the bar and fucked him in the ass.
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by ThatOckMf October 29, 2020
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