Craffing

Ussually a result of being an extremely awkward person, this is the combination of half crying, half laughing. This occurs when such an awkward person cannot decide between the proper reation to a situation.

What's that guy saying to Jenna?
I don't know but she's totally craffing.

by Kayla246 August 25, 2008

chafe

chafe is an irritating and highly restrictive condition that arises due to the friction between one's thighs or scrotum area. The result of these high friction levels can range from being a mild 'chafe' or be more serious which can mean a visit to the hospital if the case worsens. However, there are certain measures that one can take to prevent the onset of chafe in the genital area:
- wear tight boxers to prevent rubbing
- use ointment to treat chafing
- avoid walking extremely long distances, especially in hot weather.

Person 1: 'this trek is really messing with me.....the chafe i got going on down here is herendous!!!!!!'
Person 2: 'wow.....thats not good.....i would get some ointment on that or it could mean the end of your career as a world competitor in the mushroom trekking championships.'

by johnstick1 March 24, 2008

craft beer

An explosion of art and science coming together to build a drinkable masterpiece

We are meeting down at Motorworks Brewing to drink up all their craft beer!

by Ex-Navy Brew Boy February 14, 2014

Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend

An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.

Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!

by Cafeteria October 24, 2008

Craberanette

A person, usually female, who fingers him/herself under the covers.

Hopkins: Yo girl you are a major craberanette.

Hennifer: Sorry I am uncomfotable with people watching.

by Nicktheguy who knoes all March 29, 2005

CAFE M

Cafe M is a posh word to describe Mcdonalds.

Oh my god, I cant believe how hungover I am. The only thing that will sort me out is a Cafe M.

Lets go to Cafe M and discuss the cheeky boys from last night.

by letmehooveryou January 28, 2010

craft daddy fazo

A Finnesser, a God, a person who can get away with anything a person that can cheat anything and is a diamond in a pile of dirt. He is also your girls Daddy!!

Craft Daddy Fazo took all my money and the keys to my alfa forero but i love him anyways.

by king._fazo_ May 24, 2017