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courtesy shower

a quick jump in & out of the shower in order to get rid of any possible bad body odor. usually lasts about 3 minutes & does not involve washing of the hair or shaving.
LW: hey, you wanna go to a movie
JJ: yeah sure. but let me take a courtesy shower real quick. i've been loungin around all day...
by Jennifer J. January 18, 2008
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Courtesy Flush

Let someone know if, awhile after a first date for example, you're not interested in pursuing the association further.
"I had hoped to get a courtesy flush if you decided you liked that tree-huggin mothball motherfucker better!"
by sweetDICKwillie March 12, 2014
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courtesy carol

The hooker you meet at your local patty's diner, who is courteous enough to give you a small fry with a 10 cent BJ.
Bob: "I went to patty's the other day"
Joe: "Oh, did you meet courtesy carol?"
Bob: "Dat bia who butters you up wit a small fry and a 10 cent BJ?"
Joe: "YEAAAAH BOOOOOY!"
by kacissA September 26, 2008
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courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.
I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.
by littlebleu August 15, 2010
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courtesy clog

Clogging the toilet usually of public restroom because of the low-quality toilet paper.

There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet

You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
Are you fucking kidding me?? This toilet paper is see through, i'm going to courtesy clog the shit outta this shitter to teach the guy who thought it'd be funny to use Charmin 1 ply in his bathroom a lesson.
by smokeweedeveryday42000000 January 13, 2011
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courtesy likes

The likes you get on your facebook status, pics etc from a remote guy from your account just because you liked their pics, status etc..
It sucks when all the likes on your facebook profile pictures are courtesy likes..
by bang12 June 9, 2011
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Courtesy praise

This is handy when you strongly insult someone or make a biting comment about a mutual friend who's not in the conversation.

You might say something surprisingly harsh about them that you have to balance out to seem less aggressive and bitchy.. insert the courtesy praise to even out the insult. This scenario normally happens when a group of two or more girls are gossipping about a third party but don't want to come off too strong so as to cover their ass in case someone else is close with the person.
Susan talking to posse: Did you see Laura last night?
Erin: Yea, she looked like a beached whale- I wonder what she ate at college- small children?
(Group looks a bit shocked)
Erin: I mean I loved her hair cut and she's really nice I just feel bad cause she looked so good in high school..
Susan: Yea, you're so right but that was a courtesy praise
Posse nods in agreement
by alltalkxxxo June 23, 2011
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