Schrodinger's cough

The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
by John Whitaker October 13, 2021
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Cough-Yew

Hussela Baby coughed and Alex Da Great said Cough-Yew
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Botty-Cough

Invented by two philosophers Terrance T. Rattigan & James Theodoras the Third, botty-cough is the act of passing wind out your foo foo valve.
by Canolaxel December 26, 2018
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Cough you

Cough you a phrase normally used after coughing basically saying you are extremely attracted to black men
Guy*coughs*
Guy: No cough you's??
Random person:cough you
by Detroiturbansurvivalist March 04, 2022
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Trump Cough

A derogatory term referring to COVID-19 and the president of the country who boasts the most cases and deaths of anywhere else in the world.
You didn't catch the Trump Cough while you were in the States did you? Nah, I had a test this morning.
by Wolfgang Kesselring June 26, 2020
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Toe Cough

when your toe lets out a strange substance
by Alfnz March 27, 2011
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Splash Cough

The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure
Splash Cough hit me really hard this week walking out of work.
by ryan_splash_4273 March 14, 2017
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