When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.
by Rippyboy August 24, 2022
Get the Cotton snappermug. Like cotton mouth but worse; while cotton mouth is dry mouth, causing a sticky, dry tongue and palette, cotton teeth causes the lips to become stuck to the teeth and to roll unpleasantly inward while trying to close ones mouth
by Whooday F. McNutty March 16, 2019
Get the Cotton teethmug. 
A curly-headed ginger fuck. One who denies his highland heritage and the red hair bestowed upon him by it. Is tall, and an experienced fighter, but can't block for shit. Cool to have lunch with.
by CzarPharohShahanShahGodEmperor April 19, 2018
Get the Gavin Cottonmug. He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.
Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Christian Cotton then gets guarded
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Christian Cotton then gets guarded
by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023
Get the Christian Cottonmug. When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.
Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
Get the swallowing cottonmug. a group or meeting of very old people. standing togeather their pigmentless white hair conveys the scene of a cotton field to an onlooker. (see cotton ball)
Dude1: why did i let you drag me to an eagles concert? this place is a cotton field i can't find a single person under 50!
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.
by Justiceemu February 6, 2009
Get the Cotton Fieldmug.