coochie cotton

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.

Hey, you got any coochie cotton?

by snug as a bug in a rug September 25, 2020

Dick cotton

(Richard) Dakotah Cotton

Yo fuck dick cottonq

by Kimgnayr March 31, 2017

auto cotton

When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.

My auto cotton thinks its being slick.

by Bouncy ball extraordinaire February 11, 2014

Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 18, 2023

cotton pocket

Cotton pocket aka belly button

Pulled up her shirt and her cotton pocket was full

by Business front, party back March 13, 2020

cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town this weekend and all this porn has given me cotton burn.

by Mislbays April 21, 2016

Cotton Field

a group or meeting of very old people. standing togeather their pigmentless white hair conveys the scene of a cotton field to an onlooker. (see cotton ball)

Dude1: why did i let you drag me to an eagles concert? this place is a cotton field i can't find a single person under 50!
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.

by Justiceemu February 07, 2009