corporate fatass

A more accurate way of saying "corporate fatcat".

Microsoft, SONY, and the RIAA are corporate fatasses who never cared about their customers.

by AYB May 11, 2003

corporations

For-profit organizations of people hell bent on sucking the Middle Class dry. Also they are things Mitt Romney likes to pretend are people so he can have their votes.

Corporations: "Yes, yes, we have our own private army working for us at Congress. They worked so hard to keep tax breaks for us, and refuse to let the tax break for the Middle Class to continue! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mitt Romney: "Corporations are people, my friend!"

by Obamanizer December 16, 2011

Corporate fat cat

A rich, greedy, and miserly high-level corporate executive.

"Even though I have never missed a day of work in 3 years, those corporate fat cats won't give me a raise! WTF?!"

by Shishkeberry August 2, 2006

Corporate stupidity

Used to describe a corporation, business or workplace in which the people least suited to running the business, run it. Especially prevalent in large, impersonal fast food chains and restaurants.

The manager was about as useful as an asshole on an elbow... What corporate stupidity!

by evil eicosanoid July 5, 2005

corporate whore

anyone who sells themself out to the big corporations
corporate whores are common in music and entertainment because they want to be famous and are willing to give up any personality they otherwise had and let the corporations control them
in the late 70's punk rock was started as a rebellion against such behaivor (prostitution of one's soul to haertless corporations) but now even most modern-day punk (actually pop-punk) has been compromised with bands such as good charlotte, avril, busted, sum 41, new found glory, and blink 182 (who are actually not that bad but still sold out)

good charlotte are a buncha fucking corporate whores that throw a few power chords into their emo crap and wear hot topic shit and then call themselves punk

by patio boi August 20, 2004

Corporate America Bot

Somebody who works nine to five in a suit and tie and only does it because they get paid.

I am sick of school. I am just going to get a business degree and become a corporate america bot.

by Rolex Jr. October 5, 2007

rand corporation

The RAND Corporation is a nonprofit global policy think tank formed to offer research and analysis to the United States armed forces. The RAND Corporation is often associated with militarism and the military-industrial complex. They have expanded their operations to include forcing our parent to bed early to get rid of dinner, and tattooing bar codes on the back of our heads.

Milhouse:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people.
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
(Grandpa Vs Sexual Inadequacy, 2F07)

Hank: I got a tattoo on the back of my head!
Dale: What kind of tattoo? Like a bar code? Because that would point to the Rand Corporation.
(Be true to your fool, Epis 145)

by ifky302 January 3, 2008