choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

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Cocking the Brim

To tip, turn, and/or dip one's hat in a ghetto/gangsta fashion.

That nigga lookin' fresh cocking the brim of his yankee fitted.

by JooiePooie December 3, 2010

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Cookie Dough

God's greatest gift.

I wish I hadn't gotten my iTouch for Christmas. I would've rather settled with 1,000 gallons of cookie dough. (:

by omgliz August 11, 2008

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

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smart cookie

An individual who has impressed another person by completing or performing some kind of action, and in turn, are complimented.

"Bill, you are one smart cookie for finding a way to get that booger off your shirt without touching it" said Ted.

by madham January 12, 2009

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cooking with gas

Efficiently performing a task after a long period of inefficient performance or possibly failed attempts at the entire task or certain steps in the process.

(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

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