Godzilla concussion

When the big asian kid tries to do something but falls and smashes his head, shaking the entire classroom.

Man, did you see Hubert just pulled the biggest Godzilla concussion

by Cooncheese May 15, 2017

satisfactory conclusion

Same thing as a Happy Ending, but more sophisticated sounding.

Jeremy got a satisfactory conclusion from his male masseuse.

by Neoark October 4, 2021

Kick a racially confusing person day

October 19 is kick a racially confusing person day. If you cannot tell what race someone is, you may kick them on this day.

Person 1: hey, what race is that guy?
Person 2: I don’t know, but it’s Kick a racially confusing person day, so let’s go kick him!

by xbossman04 April 26, 2020

Roman centurion

After sex, while they are passed out, the act of pooping on your partners chest, smearing it all across their upper torso, dragging them into a sunny spot, and leaving it to dry. Afterwards, it can be removed and worn just like a Roman centurion’s body armour if you wish

“I need a costume for the fancy dress party” cried Ethal. “No problem love, lie down here and I’ll sort you out a proper Roman centurion costume”

by luvlyjubblies December 11, 2017

Confucion

To confuse someone with the aid of fucking.

Shelly was left in a state of confucion after bob had pulled his cock out of her ear

by SathiroN January 24, 2006

centurion

A good way to get back one of your friends. When you approach someone who is sleeping, you pull out your cock and balls, place your balls over their eyes and your cock down their nose thus creating the illusion of a centurion's helmet. Photos optional.

Mike: "fucking Tom gave me a fruit basket today!"
Paul: "centurion his ass tonight!"

by Johnny Gibson September 26, 2007

confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis

i got a confusion boner in calculus today

by doctorgiggles May 11, 2011