contact sad

When you are made sad by other people's negative comments or attitudes, usually through Facebook posts.

"I don't like watching anime. Because I think the people watching it are sad. And that makes me sad." "Dude that's a contact sad."

by Marinelarena Christian September 13, 2014

Contact Gay

the temporary state of gayness or feelings of unexplained homosexuality experienced after either coming in contact with a gay man or cumming in contact with stephanie. yes thats coming with a u.

why are we watching rent and brokeback mountain?

fucking stephanie and her contact gay



dude im totally getting a contact gay from you
how can you tell
i think richard simmons is hot

by no_homo March 28, 2009

Chinese Contacts

when you bust a fat nut in a girls eye so she squints for a several days like a chinese person

Does Sam have an eye infection?" "Nah she's just wearing her chinese contacts... again

by Ice Kingz January 5, 2011

Full Contact

To engage in combat without restraint as to where a person can be struck, or limits

I like to go full contact in my spars because pads make things unrealistic.

by Mandirigma April 11, 2006

contract

1. an arrangement to have someone murdered by a

professional criminal

2. any illegal or unethical arrangement

Those bastards have set up a contract and are targeting the Former Governor.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2009

fixed-term contract

a fixed-term contract is any contract of employment that will terminate:
-on the expiry of a specific term;
-on the completion of a particular task;
-on the occurrence or non-occurrence of any other specific event other than the attainment of retiring age

This post will be offered as a fixed-term contract with an end date of 30 September 2005

by dEnIz March 14, 2005

Congratsubating

Masterbating after accoplishing something, or after being proud of ones' self

A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date

Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up

Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later

GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS

by Idhitthatificould March 16, 2012