When your mother is addicted to parent connect ( a grade monitoring website) and finds out about everthing and anything you do at school . And its flawed so half the time she will yell at you for nothing!
by canesguy93 April 21, 2009
Get the Parent connect whore mug.The fact that everyone will always hate where they live and say it is the worst. usually describes states but can be applied to schools, countries and towns. Derived from the fact that everyone born into Connecticut thinks anywhere would be better, which is in fact not true.
1. she wanted to switch highschools because she thinks hers is the worst in the world. Clearly she's been hit by the connecticut effect.
2. the activist told me he hates living in the USA and that he would be happier almost anywhere else. I see the connecticut effect.
2. the activist told me he hates living in the USA and that he would be happier almost anywhere else. I see the connecticut effect.
by brian82 June 30, 2010
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A sexual position involving exactly two males, two females, and one double-ended dildo.
Both females get on their hands and knees and connect to each other via the double penetration dildo.
Both males stand facing each other and are connected to one female each, via the penis to mouth.
To avoid male-to-male eye contact, each male should only look at the female who he is 'connected' to.
Outlined below:
Man=Penis=>Woman<=Dildo=>Woman<=Penis=Man
Both females get on their hands and knees and connect to each other via the double penetration dildo.
Both males stand facing each other and are connected to one female each, via the penis to mouth.
To avoid male-to-male eye contact, each male should only look at the female who he is 'connected' to.
Outlined below:
Man=Penis=>Woman<=Dildo=>Woman<=Penis=Man
Two couples, Ryan & Elizabeth, and James & Kelsey, went on a double date. Afterward, they all headed back to Ryan's place for a game of Connect Four.
by k-dj2011 April 6, 2009
Get the Connect Four mug.to become serious enough in a relationship to list your partner as your contact person in case of an emergency on an official form.
Guy 1: "Dude, she and I are apparently getting serious - I listed her as my emergency contact yesterday when we went skiing."
Guy 2: "Dude, wow, that is totally serious."
Guy 2: "Dude, wow, that is totally serious."
by Anna&Eric March 4, 2008
Get the emergency contact mug.The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.
In the spirit of Lil Wayne:
"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
In the spirit of Lil Wayne:
"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)
Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.
Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?
Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?
Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.
Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?
Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?
Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011
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Get the shit eating contest mug.When a person who is around people who are having a really good time, but they're sitting and watching doing nothing brags about how much fun something is.
Kato: So I got a text from Ruby saying how much fun she had last night....
Natalia: What the hell, she didn't even do anything she sat by herself and watched!
Kymber: What did she have like contact fun or something?
Natalia: What the hell, she didn't even do anything she sat by herself and watched!
Kymber: What did she have like contact fun or something?
by xxfishnetsxx September 29, 2009
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