A stage of someone's life where they are so desperate, they will try and get with anyone they can. Currently sweeping the UK, confudesperation sufferers frequently change their mind over who they actually like, often leading to confrontations and arguments in certain levels of the british underclass.
See also homoconfudesperation
See also homoconfudesperation
"Javine's slept with Romeo, Baz, 'arry AND Charlie...i reckon she's suffering from confudesperation"
by NowImLost July 18, 2005
Get the Confudesperation mug.When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".
Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?
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The Confuser involves the male participant using his crooked pinkey finger and sticks it into a woman's vagina. The Confuser is a very good technique because it allows the man to reach all of the "Nooks and Crannies" and confuses the women, making it more enjoyable because she has no idea where he will go next.
The Confuser involves the male participant using his crooked pinkey finger and sticks it into a woman's vagina. The Confuser is a very good technique because it allows the man to reach all of the "Nooks and Crannies" and confuses the women, making it more enjoyable because she has no idea where he will go next.
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