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spanish confession

a confession brought out by force, via an outside party that wants an answer, that doesn't tell the truth of the confessor and only exist to help the outside party.
news anchor 1: "videos were released of the protestors interviewing the state news, telling the public that their actions against the government was wrong and now are going to be good boys."
news anchor 2:"is it me or did the government gave them a Spanish confession."
by gast123456789 August 10, 2025
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david's confessions

A two person owned youtube channel and podcastewhere two girls go bye the name david talk about anything that comes on their mind like pop culture and social media on there youtube channel they play games like roblox which they are most known for and others like girlsgogames jeprody and others
I am gonna go watch david's confessions
by dog1645 January 16, 2022
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The Dirty Nun Confessional

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.
Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.
by DT_S January 1, 2023
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"I'm conflating accusations with confessions... Like... Totally deliberately."
Shit-lib "Every accusation is a confession!"

Hym "No it isn't. Not when I'm doing it."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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The Whitebearded Confessors

The worst band ever, they fell off since Greenscape. All they do is combine low quality recordings with samples from GarageBand, such cheap production that this band might as well be an elaborate practical joke started with two people over a filipino beer song...

The name origin is even more trash... White Bearded CONFESSORS???? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THESE PEOPLE DIDN'T TAKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRUGS WHILE MAKING THAT TITLE???? THE CORRELATION BETWEEN A CHARACTER FROM ONE PIECE AND A FREAKING SONG NAME IS NON EXISTENT!!! THEREFORE, THIS BAND IS TRASH!!!! I COULD WRITE A 30 PAGE UNIVERSITY-LEVEL ESSAY ON HOW THIS BAND IS A THREAT TO OUR SOCIETY!!!!
actually The Whitebearded Confessors are pretty good
by wbc fan February 18, 2024
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Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved
Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021
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St. Malatius the Confessor

St. Malatius the confessor a Learned and meek man (also known as the patriarch of Antioch) was ordained a bishop in Sebastian in the year 357 A.D. he left because the rudeness of the people, after he left he lived a solitary life but unexpectedly in the year 360 A.D. he was ordained Partiarch. Also this saint was know for resisting the Arians and excommunicating them even when they wished to slander him was exiled to his return till 378 A.D. then in 381 A.D. St. John Chyrosotom was exeedingly glad for st. Malatius and declared a feast and was with great honor. May his prayers be with us and Glory be to God forever Amen.
On the 18th day of the Blessed day of Amshir of the Saint St. Malatius the Confessor (must put the following being defined
by God loves the cheerful giver February 27, 2026
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