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contussel

to have a verbal argument between a group of people
jim had a contussel with sally and joe
by martinfandango July 11, 2009
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confused.yes

what you say when your on a really confusing website, the opposite of confused.com, which is a simple and easy-to-use website.
guy 1: wtf im stuck

guy2: on what?

guy 1: this website :/ insert website name here more like confused.yes !
by jemmehhhh September 21, 2009
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confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.
Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.
by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009
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Concussion dot com

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.
(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"
by JS90 November 26, 2010
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conkushed

Adjective;
Being SO high that you feel as if you have been concussed by the weed you've been smoking.
1. Last night at timmy's was wild; I was conkushed!

2. Don't pass the blunt to me anymore. I'm conkushed.
by bi$$aniZ October 25, 2011
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Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.
Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011
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confusedicated

a state of utter confusion in which one can no longer function normally.
you should have known i was confusedicated and ignored me.
by MunchOnThat1000 September 30, 2012
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